Things you learn when a relationship ends:
Things you realize as you get older and/or dive too deep into the comments sections of the Internet:
- If you can’t fix crazy and stupid, then you sure as hell can’t fix bitter and entitled. Just take a deep breath, let it go, show as much kindness as you can muster (or walk away) and only think of these people when you need cautionary tales to tell your kids or other loved ones.
I’m not a musician. I might be more than a little tone-deaf. And a consistent sense of rhythm is something that escapes me on a daily basis.
My taste in music is best described as an eclectic mix, often featuring dad-joke-levels of corniness and sugary pop. It’s very Billboard, but there are some random tracks here and there to keep things interesting.
That said, despite all of the above, there is one musical superpower I have. You ready?